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Hello my name is carry my grandson light my candles but i don't care about the cake all i want to do is light my cigarette. all i wanted for my birthday was some more cigarettes but they got me a cake instead.

hello my name is beth its my birthday. I want by birthday party to be a princess birthday party. I need someone to clean my glasses because I cant see out of them very well. I turned 99 last year but now it is my 100th birthday today!

hi im martha. I am going to the grocery store like this because my sister thought it would be funny. i really don't hate everyone just some people. i need to come here for some bacon because i really like bacon.